Archive for the ‘daily(o.k., semi, quasi-ish) musings, etc’ Category

If you can’t say something nice to someone, avoid them at all costs, the silence can be horribly awkward if you truly say nothing at all…….

WHAT, OH WHAT, WILL GET OCCUPIED TODAY?

anytime, your life is getting dry, you’ll wish I’d come by……. and make it rain!!! Just the thought will spin your barometer Youll cum like a gusher and keep comin back for more You just dont know whats in store I am poseidon, i am the storm king I am a piscean god, from which [...]

Labrador Retriever Adopts Duckling : Discovery News.

via April 4, 2012 5:52 PM – YouTube.

Don’t worry ’bout me puttin’ a boot IN your ass……. Worry ’bout me puttin it Through yer ass!! I walk with a purpose, you can feel it thru the floor, through the ground, the faint rumble of the footfall of a man who will put a foot through your ass…… Step aside…… step aside….

via Motherfucking Bike [HD] – YouTube.

Why the diaper they manage to get off and run around with, flinging merrily, gotta be a poopy one…Huh? somebody tell me…. pretty pleazze…

Yo mama so old she got a cast iron diaphragm!!!

somebody stole lil mamma’s bike right off the front porch……. sheesh!! not even a spendy bike, it was fairly new, but cheap…… I am more mad about the baskets and racks I installed on it.. and that we discovered its disappearance when she was trying to use it to ride to school… and the fact [...]